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birthdate 09/24/79
home town Leipzig/Germany
height 5′1
weight 122 lbs
stats 33-27-37
chest 34B
eyes green
shoes 5
xxx debut March 2003
# of movies 400
moved to L.A. November 2004
favorite color blue
fragrance Gaultier Classique
drink dirty vodka martini
food sushi
I drive Audi A4
treat Haagen Dazs
I hate mornings
about me "Tough ‘lil cookie"
fear dentist
dream place Maui
weakness ice cream
saturday nights watching TV
monday morning sleeping in
summer vacation Alaska
I’d never smoke
I can’t do without breakfast
I’m good at Tetris
TV show CSI Miami
actor Bruce Willis
regret my tattoo
Status: In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Undecided
Education: Some college
Occupation: Pornstar

A few months ago it was rumored that there was a Kim Kardashian sex tape lying around somewheree. A couple days ago it was confirmed that there was indeed a sex tape and today Vivid Entertainment had announced it had acquired the rights to the sex tape and will release it on February 29. First off I would like to say that Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and I cant wait to get my hands on that tape. All things aside, whats up with all these whores and celebrities and sex tapes. Pam Anderson set the standard, then it was Gina Lee Nolin, Colin Farell, Chyna, Screech, Keeley Hazell, Abi Titmuss and so many more. Im not complaining or anything but I wouldnt doubt there being a surge of other celebrity sex tapes being released in the near future either to revive onself from d-list stigma or to bolster some sort of publicity campaign. At the same time society seems to be ok with it….like it doesnt seem to be taboo anymore…. which could be a good thing for the porno industry. 10-20 years ago porn was taboo and the mainstream media didnt want anything to do with it. Now, movies are being made about pornstars and pornstars are reaching celebrity status with the likes of Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Ask anyone now if they know who Jenna Jameson is and they can probably tell you the last two movies she’s been in and who shes going out with. Ultimately this can go two ways…the compelete and utter breakdown of the moral fabric of society, where deviant behavior runs rampant or the sexual liberation of an entire nation where the sexually repressed are freed from their chains and a society where tolerance for differences is embraced. Im hoping for the latter but im thinking the former would be more fun.

It may come to a surprise to you but one of my best friends is a feminist. Ive known her for about 6-7 years know and itts very odd that we are friends, seeing as how I am in the porno industry and she is a staunch defender of the Feminist Mystique, however life works in strange and peculiar ways. Anyways the first day that I told her that I had landed a job at an adult company she lecture me for about an hour on how this would destroy my life and how I was contributing to the demise of exploited women. I took it in grace and told her not to worry, and that it was a job between jobs. A year and a half later Im still in the industry and shes still on my ass for being in the industry. Everytime we get in a fight she brings up the porno industry and attacks me from that angle. I got sick of it one day and sent her this article written by Mike, some dude. We still get into fights, but after that day, she has yet to attack me from the porno angle. So if ever the time comes when you need to defend yourself for watching porno, liking porno, or working in porno, bust this article out and own that mutha fucka who’s trying to get you down.

1. "Pornography exploits children". Obviously, this assumes that all porno is child porno, which is a totally unreasonable generalization. I’ve seen a lot of porno, but I’ve never seen child porno. Snuff films exploit death; does this somehow mean that we should ban action movies?

2. "Pornography degrades women". Again, this is an unreasonable generalization. It is unfortunately true that some porno depicts women as mere objects of sexual exploitation (although it should be noted that some porno also degrades men, particularly the sadomasochist porn in which a female "dominatrix" humiliates and abuses male "slaves"). However, one can’t generalize about porno based on its worst examples, any more than one should generalize about mainstream films based on movies which glorify violence or promote and/or affirm racial stereotypes. If we should ban all pornography which depicts acts of sexual assault and domination, should we also ban all movies which glorify violence?

3. "When people view pornography, it is more likely that they will commit sexual assault." It is infuriating that this is almost always stated as a fact, even though there is no supporting evidence for this conclusion (even the shaky statistical correlations favoured by sociologists don’t exist). We are reminded that most rape involves porno, but that proves nothing because porno is a multi-billion dollar business with many tens of millions of customers, the vast majority of whom are not rapists. In fact, there are numerous European countries in which both pornography and prostitution are widespread and legal, yet the incidence of rape is much lower than it is in America (in Germany, for example, explicit pornography and prostitution are both legal, yet it has less than one quarter of America’s rate of sexual assault). Furthermore, even if we do accept these grossly unscientific claims of a causal relationship, this kind of reasoning is equally applicable to mainstream films which depict violence or promote or affirm racial and sexual stereotypes; should we ban them too?

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According to her journal at her official website, www.clubmissymonroe.net.

‘My husband and I have some exciting news!!! We have known for a little over a month that I am gonna be bringing a little angel into the world! My due date is August 15th and as soon as I find out what I will be having I will post it here for everyone!!!’"

Yo this girl is gonna have it easy when she gives birth…after all those double vaginal penetrations her vagina must be so loose that the baby could just slide right through like a Crocodile Mile Slip and Slide.

There are many stereotypes of whores: lazy, unreliable, money hungry, and drug addicted. Im pretty sure Sierra Sin encompasses all of the aforementioned. Sierra emailed me a few weeks ago about doing an interview on the site. After a few emails I told her to come in last week on Wed at 4pm. Id figure a whore doesnt really get up and start her day until 2pm, so i’d give her a couple of hours to compose herself and get ready. Anyways 4pm rolls around and no Sierra Sin. I don’t sweat it yet because when you tell a whore 4pm sharp….in a whore’s mind that means 6pm. And so 6pm rolls around and still no Sierra Sin and me and my camera guy are just sitting there twiddling are thumbs. For the two hours between 4pm and 6pm I was just sitting there really hoping she would defy the sterotype and would actually come in, but alas a whore is a whore. Honestly im gonna blame myself for actually entrusting a whore with a responsibility because everyone knows a whore is unreliable, lazy, money hungry and drug addicted.

Found this on Hailey Young’s Myspace Blog:

Nicki Hunter Diagnosed With Cancer; Fundraising Efforts Underway
By: Peter Warren

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Twenty-seven-year-old adult performer/director Nicki Hunter was diagnosed recently with lymphoblastic leukemia/lymphoma, a complex form of cancer targeting the lymph system.

An outpouring of support and sympathy from members of the adult community has been sent Hunter’s way, with a few individuals beginning to organize major fundraisers to help her and her family through this crisis.

AVN.com spoke with Amber Gleason, long-time friend and public relations representative to Hunter, who recounted Hunter’s discovery of the disease.

"Towards about the end of November, Nicki began having back pains," she said. "Within a month or so, it had progressed to the point where her left side was completely distended, and she was having severe back pain, to the point where she couldn’t get out of bed.

"So eventually she went to Dr. Riggs — everybody knows Dr. Riggs — and he took an x-ray, and they found a large mass in her chest," Gleason continued. "[It] turned out to be her thymus gland, blown up to about the size of an oblong grapefruit … it kind of looked like an octopus wrapped around her heart."

Gleason explained that the cause of the affliction is the carrier’s T-cells dropping a chromosome and replicating uncontrollably, which develops into a cancer when they hit a lymph node or gland and get trapped there. She said that because it’s not a simple type of cancer to treat, it’s one that will likely affect Hunter the remainder of her life.

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I found this ridiculous article on JizzBuzz.com. Its an article about dating a pornstars and the steps necessary to procure that goal. I don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would want to date a pornstar. Now dont get me wrong, I love pornstars and would probably fuck 99.5% of them but being in some sort of relationship with them is absurd. Imagine dating a girl who gets her pussy fucked everday by some different dude everday. I have a hard enough time when a guy makes a passing glance at my girlfriend and for her to fuck random dudes everday is unacceptable and honestly I couldnt trust her not to bring home a disease. Even with proper testing and the measures in place to prevent the introduction of a disease into a community full of sex crazed fiends, nature always finds a way to eliminate excess. Anyways if I still havent convinced you, read this article but it still wont get you near a pornstar because its missing one crucial and imperative point. That point being ….whores love that money and if you dont have it…dont even try….unless you’re a drug dealer and can supply copious amounts of mind altering drugs.

So You Wanna Date A PornStar?

Dating a Pornstar can be fun and orgasmic! And in order to keep the good times coming you need to remember a few steps so she’ll never step too far away from you!

1. Be cool
Play hard to get, even if it means tea-bagging your junk in an icy drink (not hers) when she leaves to go to the restroom. She wants to date an equal not a fan. Be as nonchalant as you can without being a dick.

Whatever you do don’t show her off. She know’s she’s a prize. Don’t use her to impress your crew and don’t mention what she does in public unless she does. Introducing her as “Mary, from Massive Objects Mary dotcom,” will end your evening fast.

2. Be a gentleman
She works in places where people glance at her drivers license and then ask her to strip off (like the DMV). She will be particularly vulnerable to old-school charm. Flowers, cards and notes go a long way, as long as they’re meant sincerely. She will want to know that you like her despite of, not because of, what she does.

If she tells you her real name she trusts you. Don’t use it in public unless she does. Performers have to guard their identity’s and switch between persona’s for good reason. She knows the waiter recognized her when she walked in, and will show up at her house if he can use her real name to find out where she lives. Kill him now, she’ll thank you later.

Take your romantic inspiration from Lionel Richie’s ‘Three Times a Lady’, not The Analog Brothers ‘Pimp to Eat’.

3. Make her chase you
There’s nothing a woman finds more attractive than a guy they can’t get. Let her make all the moves. She will, and you’ll look cooler than all the guys chasing her.

Whenever I’ve had performers flirting with me I’ve been in situations where responding in kind would be seen as unprofessional. It could be my aftershave that makes them want me, I wear Sex Panther which is illegal in nine countries, but it was probably because I was hard to get.

4. Don’t become a suitcase pimp
Show no interest in getting into the adult industry yourself or managing her career. A lot of guys see performers as a meal ticket and if you give off that vibe she’ll run away. Even offering to help drive her to a photo-shoot, or spend all her money on your car, can set off alarm bells. 

To avoid looking like a suitcase pimp avoid sunglasses unless you’re outside and it’s sunny, wearing untucked, open-necked shirts made of shiny fabric, or being in a band that doesn’t sell enough records to keep you fully occupied.

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Karina Kay has returned to doing porn. Whores are like T.V. shows, when they get cancelled you never really notice unless there some drawn out attachment to that show and same with a whore. Anyways she blogs in her Myspace:

“Well boys and girls- it’s official. I’m Back! That’s right. I’m out of retirement and back and badder than ever. My first new shoot will be tomorrow and i’ll be on the radio show KSEX  the same night.”

When I contacted Karina about her departure and subsequent return “To tell you the truth I was just burned out. I worked so much the year before that I just needed to take some time off to try some other things. I’m glad I did cause it lead me to my fiancée.”

“I’ve only been out a year but i’ve matured so much and i feel like i have more perspective and i know exactly what i want out of this. For once, I feel in control.”

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